Tiki Tent seen as possible Shed replacement!

    Once the Jets lost to the Bills in week 14, Moe all of a sudden had a family event the following Sunday.  Hocko has been saying it all year, root for the Jets so we can keep coming to the Shed.  However the boys were not to be denied.  While Moe watched the Jets rebound with a bunch of twelve year old girls, The Boys were going at full speed in the newly renovated Tiki Tent.  An abundance of provisions and booze was swept through like a tornado by Hocko, Andrew, Burto, Sica, Ford and Tuna, while Moe ate cupcakes.  (the cupcakes came in a new flavor, "Jet-Schedule Cream") 

    The Tiki Tent is scheduled for further renovations, including enclosure and heat for when the Jets are officially dead.  When reached at his Rockaway Home, Tiki proprietor John Sica exclaimed, "I've spoken to some NFL insiders and they told me, "if your waiting for the Jets to be eliminated you had better get to work real soon"."

The Punch

Eric Mangini discusses Jet 2006 schedule with
special schedule maker Jets hired for the league

Chad Pennington was a child actor, - playing of all names, "HERMY" in "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer" IN 1964.  Chad has signed on to play Moe in big screen version of  'Welcome to the Shed" after his interception days are over. Also being considered to play Moe, is Mr. Wonderful, Paul Orndoff.

Chad was practicing his touchdown call even as a child actor, here during a break in the shooting of Rudolph, (1964)

Moe Losing Mind

Shed, October 2, 2006 -Frank "Granite Fist" Murphy had a nervous breakdown last week as his Jets defense collapsed under the pressure of the Manning led Indy offense. His mental health was brought into question as he snapped, punching cub reporter John Sica in the camera/eye.
Medical personnel assigned to the Shed treated the young reporters wounds, and his attorney, Jim Felix was immediately contacted.

 "This unprovoked assault is similiar to last weeks attack on Dallas Cowboy Andre Gurode, who was spiked in the face. We are looking into possible legal action in both cases", Felix stated late Monday.
 

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